nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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