What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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