Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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