How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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