I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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