I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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