That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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