im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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