let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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