Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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