At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
How many fucks given?
0.12846
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
