I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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