She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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