There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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