We won't sleep together?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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