What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
you had me at cake vodka
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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