Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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