Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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