she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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