Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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