maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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