What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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