Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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