Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
so let's talk penis.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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