he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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