Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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