I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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