Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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