: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
