Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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