Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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