Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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