There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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