Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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