is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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