That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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