Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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