that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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