After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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