Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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