Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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