Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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