So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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