My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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