That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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