Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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