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(423): View more from Tennessee

How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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(979): View more from Texas

Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on

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(850): View more from Florida

The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.

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(269): View more from Michigan

He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.

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(561): View more from Florida

I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up

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(585): View more from New York

we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.

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(773): View more from Illinois

did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat

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