She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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