he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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