spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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