I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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