I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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