Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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