sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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