We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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