I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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