was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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